7/14/2023 0 Comments Zombieland movie times smyrnaIn Zombieland, director Ruben Fleishcher is in the zombie-killin’ business. A good zombie movie - and nothing has approached Zombieland in pure goodness since Shaun of the Dead - is about killing zombies, plain and goddamn simple. ![]() Neither is it about fast zombies, slow zombies, smart zombies or dumb zombies. Zombieland is that good, and in an era when the zombie subgenre has been pricked, poked, gouged, and pulled in every iteration, sometimes it’s nice to go back to basics: It’s not about pet zombies, or Nazi zombies, zombie porn, or capturing zombies on camera for the YouTube masses. And you will ride that wood until there’s hair in your teeth, blood on the wall, and it’s time to consult a doctor because your four hours are over, motherfucker, and you’re still sporting a full-on zombie chubby. ![]() Spend 90 minutes in Zombieland, and you will walk out with an all-out pound-a-stranger up against a hospital wall zombie erection.
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